Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: This really scary moon emoji that looks sort of like Miranda Cosgrove
you’re either a spiceps™ person or a spicerack™ person
*plays Anaconda on repeat at family barbecue*
When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you
sorry cant quite hear u over how cute i am ????
watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”
Running into closeted homosexuals from high school at the gay club